Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Some clever and amusing thoughts on being a Christian!

Under same management for over 2,000 years.

Soul food served here.

Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk.

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!

Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the age of rock.

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

Come early for a good seat in the back.

Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash.

7 comments:

Brittany Ciara Sheets said...

Love these! :) All of them seem so true! I can't wait to read more of your posts. Thank you sooo much for stopping by my blog. It's great to find yet another Christian blogger out there in the bloggy world. :) Hope you'll visit my blog again soon! C:

Anahid said...

These were great! :)

singedwingangel said...

OHH I love these.. here is another one... fight like a man on your knees.. google doesn't have all the answers..

veterankindergartenteacher said...

What a great post! I love these! I am going to make a copy of them to put above my desk.

Blessings

Salsa Mom said...

love it!! so nice to know there are more of "us" out there! thanks for stopping by my blog. I will be back!

Leslie Limon said...

Love these! I'm writing them in my notebook, so I can write them on my whiteboard. (I like to write inspiring and cute messages every day!) :D

Supermanslady said...

Love this list! And love the comments by other Christian bloggers! I'm going to be checking out a few more blogs today I see! :-)

I saw a cute "saying" on a local church sign the other day I liked...you might add to your list one day.

"God wants full custody. Not just weekend visits."

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